Who says "Don't eat the daisies"?

mood: A little neglected!

Hey Everybody! Sawyer here, sharing a beef with my peeps out there. It seems everyone around here but me is getting flowers these days. I mean what gives? First the Lap (aka Dr. Davis) got some daisies from a special patient of hers. They were quite tasty…that is until she went and put them on a high shelf away from my taste buds. I mean sheesh, you accidentally knock a vase of water over near a computer and everyone starts yelling. I have enormous Maine paws for cripes sake! Then last week one of our patients got flowers and a card from her dog buddy and his Mommy. Everyone thought that was so sweet, but where were my flowers? I mean OK, so that dog had abdominal surgery but still! Where was the love when my mouth had ulcers in it? Or when I had diarrhea? Or when my food was taken away from me? Since when is it not all about me?????

Editor’s note: please don’t send Sawyer flowers, he’s hard enough to live with as it is.

Sawyer on 05.13.07 @ 10:40 PM EST [link] [No Comments ]